I'm a Pence repub.
Don't fuck with Irish evangelicals... why not?
We've been on lockdown for... a... loooooong.... time....
So when I found a heavy metal show at a biker bar in my area I went there looking for a fight -
- and fight I did.
I, early on, spent over 36 bucks on the juke box.
I got somewhat wasted on beer...
and I cold cocked a biker in the face for saying
(and I quote)
"Mike Pence deserves to die."
I was wasted, so don't be like me and drink too much and get into fights and shit.
but I went there with the knowledge that some of these police assaulting R.I.N.O.'s on Jan 6th in the District had been chanting "Hang Pence".
So I kind of went there trying to get someone to say something bad about Mike Pence so I could get justice for my G.O.Party...
I'm drinking...
The heavy metal rock band is playing...
and I'm making conversation...
I ask this older gent with a ponytail what he thought of Trump.
I forget what he said like everyone else b/c no one cares about what you think of Trump!
Then I asked him what he thought of Pence...
***3eh***
BAM
I punched him as hard as I could in the chin.
...and walked back to my car and drove home listening to Aerosmith.
So remember,
I'm a Pence repub.
Don't fuck with Irish evangelicals, ya get me?
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