American Olympians Win the Gold Medal Count

 

I was on the edge of my seat when I looked up the final medal count - would we beat our #1 Rival, China?

Well it turns out, we DID win not only the overall medal count but the GOLD MEDAL count, for victory...

...this is truly a triumph of epic proportions,

and,

to be frank -

"I now think we stand a chance to win WW3!"

- R.T. Stillwell