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HUNTER S. THOMPSON -and I quote- Sayeth "Joe Biden 'Cheated on his Law Exam' in The University of Delaware"

Now I don't want to free form this too much, But I was given the bead on the wire of my Deceased Fed. Speach Wrighter that Joe Biden actually "Cheated" on his Bar Exam in Law School.

According to Gonzo Deceased "The Dead Don't Die" Sportswriter,

H.S.T.

Indentation issues asside,

God's holy valence and write of IO is such that the omen and amen are, respectively, first and last.  There is no beyond the last moment of Life as such.  Cowboys always remember, never forget.

R.T. Stillwell

BREAKING NEW TRUMP QUOTE FROM AMERICAN MILITARY NEWS

“The Democrats are the Party of disinformation. When they say something, it usually means they want the opposite, like in the upcoming 2024 Election. They say the want TRUMP to be their opponent, but they don’t mean it,” Trump posted. “That’s why they are viciously Persecuting me in every court in the land, because they DON’T want to run against me. They want anybody else! Also, the Polls have me leading big against Biden. I won twice, doing much better the second time, & now I’ll do it a third! Explain to WSJ!”

NEW PODCAST FROM R.T. (GETTING MORE AND MORE BUZZ)

 

methamphetamine epidemic is here, NEW UPDATE

Ummm, so yeah - you know how in gonzo journalism you make yourself, your life and compatriots the story of the article?

Well,

I discovered that now that warm weather is here, the rednecks (and my hippie dad) are celebrating by flooding the country, and my town, with Crystal Meth.  It's  a vicious & wicked drug, like rrrittalin on steroids.  It literally,

takes it's toll on our population.  It's not that drugs are always all the time wrong,

But it's a quality of life issue,

When crystal meth is empirically verifiable to be flooding my hometown,

I get sick.

Long story short,

I've always been keen on Pot as such.  So I go out into my hippie dad's mancave this morning, and what do I find?

A cigarette pipe.

So I'm like,

"Oh wow, maybe I can get a marijuana buzz from the resin!"

Right?

Take a drag,

ummmmmm yeahhhhh Micheal Moore,

Weed don't taste or smell like that.

So whether coke or Meth,

I'm honestly furious right now!

Mostly because the drag I took accidentally was an inebriating chemical.

So yeahhhhh,

Maybe Meth heads shouldn't call in Domestic Dispute calls on me all the time Mini-Micheal Moore, Al Gore award winning labor union rally documentarian!  I mean christ, this is just wrong!

So in toto - wish me luck,

B/C I HAVE THE DEVIL IN ME

Brendan O'Connell 11:09 am

DDU 23

POLITALK 7.0 "EPSTEIN WAS ASSASSINATED BY DON DON":

What if Truth as such Is a Woman

 I thought, last night as my gaze fixated on the broad moon over Durham North Carolina, 

"I've perplexed about the meaning of truth, and the Truth of truths, and the infernal question 'What is Truth" since my youth."

I came to the conclusion that, at the ripe age of 38, Truth - understood phenomenologically - is a woman!  Think about it to us Men, what is closer, yet farthest from us.  Women!

The Truth is a woman,

And most likely a United Methodist Pastorette.

I mean,

We spend 9 months in a woman's womb, that's the biological Truth of Origin, where we ALL came from.  The truth are our sisters, mothers, grandmothers and granddaughters, wives and girlfriends (even simply platonic).  The truth is not a Man's definition of what constitutes Truth as such, but rather a man's relation to his most important compatriot - a woman.

That is why I say to you,

Treat truth as if it were fragile,

nubile even - Treat truth as if it were delicate, mysterious and sexual.

Treat Truth as if it were conception, pregnancy and birth INSIDE of a woman.

Let's understand truth as a lover understands his beloved.

Let's understand that, in all likelyhood - the second coming of Christ will be female!

And let's say hooray for a lot of British people's new God,

Queen Camilla!

God Save the Queen

DDU/IDU 2023

TGIF UPDATE FOR MY READERS

 So yeah, I've got a great omen of Good News for anyone out there.  I thought my new Uber-Hot tot Girlfriend broke up with me for about a week until I realized she was just slammed with her work schedule, and I think she may have been feeling the same way about me!  I'm not sure exactly, but it was like we both loved each other so much, that Satan intervened and made us not Trust each other, or sommet.

It's a very new relationship,

but she's literally the first Repub woman I've ever dated (apart from one of my ex's who went from Democrat to registered republican on my advice).  She's great.  She's just sooooooooo dreamy.  I'd post up a pic, but I don't want to include too much personal detail on what is a globally transparent site, but I honestly - until about 8 hours ago - thought she had broken up with me.

I texted her,

And I was all leik,

"Do you want to break up?"

And she said "No."

So I'm happy as a clam,

I just pray for the peace and stability of our Nation, and Great Britain with the coronation of King Charles this Sat.

If there is any muck up with terrorism this weekend I'm going to be severely sore about it.  

But to any fans of this site or any of my projects,

remember if you have a need to protest and really fuck up shit for personal/political reasons, don't burn a car, or kick your dog, or for heaven's sake don't get into physical altercations - JUST TAKE A SPRAY CAN TO A WALL.

It's sooooooo much less naughty than violent crime,

and when you get busted for it, it's not even a big deal.  Hell, give's the cops something to do!

So remember,

So "No" to violent protest,

Say "Yes" to Tea Party Graffiti!

DDU 2023

LET'S HOPE THIS WEEKEND DOESN'T GET TOO ROWDY

 

United Methodist Church Defaced "Granville UMC Strong" - UMC CHURCH IN NC DEFACED

Just of late,

in Granville Co.

Grove Hill United Methodist Church's Windows were Bricked and vandalized.  What does this say about us as a nation when our own Evangelical United Methodist churches are being defaced?  
This is a blaspheme of Epic proportions,

and I'd wager, it was some of those crazy baldheaded Disaffilliation nutbags, going on about how sodomy is wrong...  Well if sodomy and Gay marriage was so wrong, Baptist, why are so many of your parishioners Sodomite incest doers?  I'd say the answer is,

the New South has never tolerated the United Methodist Faith,

and this Property destruction on this United Methodist church is condoned by the sin-eaters worldwide and even here in the south...  You might think,

that because someone uses southern affectation or southern parlance,

they must be evangelical - but let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth - the Truth is,

Evangelical Faith based United Methodist patriots have always faced this kind of cultural intolerance,

Whether it'd be them bricking the Church windows of Grove Hill United Methodist like in Granville,

or even lynchings - Because the United Methodist faith was abolitionist when it wasn't even cool, 

and these fryin' pans get hot hot hot!!!

So let's tell those that deface religious monuments such as the Granville Co. United Methodist Church,

You're not welcome!!!

Brendan O'Connell

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

 

 Honestly, this being allowed institutionally is scarier that Jason Vorhees at a campfire...

Sing your songs for everyone

 

Don't They Know It's The End of the World?

 I've been singing a song of dread, and sorrow and heartbreak - the world has, already, ended.

Civilization as we once remembered it has collapsed, and I can't understand how life goes on the way it does...  Why does my heart go on beating?

Don't they know it's the end of the world?

Good-bye

666

 What does it all Mean?

Why doesn't it mean more, to all of us.

The Call of God, Jehovia is coming, for the Second Coming, are you ready?  Is your soul prepared?  The fire is roaring and the Devil is enraged.  The deamon is waiting.  Like a hungry feline's vole, Satan - the 'Dark One' - waits, and has waited, to conflict with us in the final battle.

Here's we are, dear fiends,

the 7th Seal has been broken,

and all HELL HAS BEEN SET L00S3.

There is a torment in hailstorms of insects for those who don't seek repentance, the disgusting bugs will befowl your poor skull, mind raping the chicken arising in your Spirit.

You wilt be forever damned,

misbegotten, in solace and forgotten blankness of rememberance,

a grim farce of a shadow...

Only to be picked upon in Prometheus's Liver,

ravenously and hungrily shredded and torn by the undead vultures,

who torment you for Wisdom.

You believe you are wise,

because your wisdom ALLOWS YOU TO BELIEVE ANYTHING.

That you are important...

That you are all knowing,

that you are intelligent - But,

In fact - YOU WERE BORN INSANE,

AND SUCH INEQUITY CANNOT BE ALLOWED.

IDU 23

"R.T. STILLWELLS MESSAGE 2 PUTIN"