Russia Just Did What? And Made Themselves Look How?

 Yerkshamesh,

in my hometown of Pittsboro, North Cackalackistan, we have many jobs - for men, Driller, Bartender, Driver...  For women,

Jailer, Prostitute and Nurse!

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for more we ask Real American R.T. Stillwell what he thinks about russia:

"Hi,

I think Russia is the definition of an anti-god, anti-evangelical, anti-christ communist Fascist empire...  For one thing, they have just taken a bold stand in favor of quashing Revolutionary uprisings - pro Democracy I'd have to assume - in my friends hometown, Kazakstan.  

Further, their fascist dictatorial murder of Democracy advocates in Kazakstan makes tickle me elmo very, very sad..."

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When we die, I hope they let us into heaven - but I do not know if Gypsy, Drug Adict, or Deplorable are welcome there.  Maybe we go to Texas instead!  Home of Barbara Bush and Tea Party Revenge Porn distributor, Mr. Rick ah Perry's "NIGGER HEAD LODGE"

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'Us and A is number three for potassium exportation, but have number 1 export of porno, romantic comedy, and automatic rifle.  My kazaki family like! Yes!

But things in my country upset by ASSHOLE uPresident Kassym-Jopart Tokayev, we want freedom without our hometown pride in the national election day purge, like we see in movie "The Purge" where real American "New Founding Fathers" make democracy, eh, for EVERYBODY!  YES?!?!?!?... 

and now we must go across, how do you say, border?  ...We must go across border to have a vote for Mr. Trump!  We travel there tonight, Yes?!?!?

America make a big party for us in our battle against ASSHOLE President Kassym-Jopart Tokayev, and we like how the cowboy, real texas country boys like Kazaki Nationalist Party United, like us - we show them how we ah partay until the early morning in international war against ASSHOLE President Kassym-Jopart Tokayev, yes?

And russian charmin bear very liquid?  Hoq you say in Kazak, Russian Charmin bear make, Liquid?

Much in my country,

but we tell commies with issue on tissue, how you say? we tell commies uzbeckistan that we're Kazaki Brand TP for Bunghole!

Yes?

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uzbeki/kazaki purge commence!!!  Lets All Make super 6th Partay~!

Chenqui!