Wow...
I am so grateful that the globalists believe themselves to be the Law.
I feel infinitely thankful that the media is using the holiday season to sell bullshit corporatism - as per renaissance - to the dimwitted dullards tuned into the idiot box.
I'm so glad that there are more minorities in television commercials - hawking products. These caricatures of minority citizens are clearly reflective of the minorities counter cultures.
I'm so proud of the fact that the original expeditions into the America's by intrepid explorers is overshadowed by my favorite holiday of all - BLACK FRIDAY.
I'm so glad that tidings of joy have been replaced by facile passive aggressiveness and micro aggressions between conditioned joyless plebeians.
Goodness graciousness, I am joyful beyond reproach that the time of the season of the birth of the messiah of mankind has been co-opted by soulless yuppie corporations selling us soulless satisfaction through the good old fashioned "shopping buzz".
I'm so glad and enthusiastic about the fact that even the lowest of the lower class still has money for Nike shoes and emblemed t-shirts.
I am enthralled with enthusiasm at the sad fact that while we watch the boob tube millions are starving all around the world.
I'm so happy because now that I know that the shooting in Chicago doesn't have to be reported on because of the celebration of BLACK FRIDAY-MAS it's clear that I have no need to worry.
It's truly wonderful that it's basically illegal to say "Merry Christmas". I would much prefer the ultra-pc "Happy Holidays".
And finally,
I'm glad that global warming has finally been eliminated by taxing my own and others "carbon emissions". I certainly wouldn't want my breath or car to cause this winters tit of a holiday to be any warmer. That's for damn sure... I can't stand temperate weather... WE NEED TO SAVE THE MALDIVES BY TAXING CARBON EMISSIONS!!!
Yeah right.
Fuck the holiday crass commercialism.
Domestic Democracy United 2018
I am so grateful that the globalists believe themselves to be the Law.
I feel infinitely thankful that the media is using the holiday season to sell bullshit corporatism - as per renaissance - to the dimwitted dullards tuned into the idiot box.
I'm so glad that there are more minorities in television commercials - hawking products. These caricatures of minority citizens are clearly reflective of the minorities counter cultures.
I'm so proud of the fact that the original expeditions into the America's by intrepid explorers is overshadowed by my favorite holiday of all - BLACK FRIDAY.
I'm so glad that tidings of joy have been replaced by facile passive aggressiveness and micro aggressions between conditioned joyless plebeians.
Goodness graciousness, I am joyful beyond reproach that the time of the season of the birth of the messiah of mankind has been co-opted by soulless yuppie corporations selling us soulless satisfaction through the good old fashioned "shopping buzz".
I'm so glad and enthusiastic about the fact that even the lowest of the lower class still has money for Nike shoes and emblemed t-shirts.
I am enthralled with enthusiasm at the sad fact that while we watch the boob tube millions are starving all around the world.
I'm so happy because now that I know that the shooting in Chicago doesn't have to be reported on because of the celebration of BLACK FRIDAY-MAS it's clear that I have no need to worry.
It's truly wonderful that it's basically illegal to say "Merry Christmas". I would much prefer the ultra-pc "Happy Holidays".
And finally,
I'm glad that global warming has finally been eliminated by taxing my own and others "carbon emissions". I certainly wouldn't want my breath or car to cause this winters tit of a holiday to be any warmer. That's for damn sure... I can't stand temperate weather... WE NEED TO SAVE THE MALDIVES BY TAXING CARBON EMISSIONS!!!
Yeah right.
Fuck the holiday crass commercialism.
Domestic Democracy United 2018
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