MY COMMON SENSE SOLUTION TO THE WAR

 Russian roulette. 

Think of it.

...instead of sending our soldiers to do the dirty work when it comes to warfare, why don't we end it with as little loss of life as possible? People on both sides recognize that death is a very real tragedy that occurs to people who battle in war. Those people go through hell when they are on the bad side of the sword. 

Leave "prisoner of war" stuff out of it for now. Let's say you're out there serving as a soldier in a war, right? And you get into a bad battle, right? And you take a bullet to the dome, and your brains get blown out on the sands of Tehran.

 What good does that do anybody?

 I think if we can propose this properly, although I know it'll never actually happen, this is really a pragmatic solution to the end of the war, I think that solving this with a game of Russian Roulette would be the most humanitarian way to settle this dispute. 

We get the Ayatollah or whatever of Iran in a game of Russian roulette with Netanyahu.

Six Chambers. One gun. One bullet. 

Whoever wins the game gets complete territorial control over the cradle of civilization. So if the leader of Iran blows his brains out first, Netanyahu wins the game and gets territorial dominion over the cradle of civilization. If the leader of Iran gets lucky and Netanyahu takes the first bullet, then we all cede authority over the cradle of civilization to the Iranian regime. 

I mean obviously it would suck because if you lost you'd have a dead leader and lose your sovereignty.

In Russian Roulette

Netanyahu would be dead and Iran would have control over Israel. Conversely as I said above, if we won Netanyahu would have complete control over Iran. 

Why is this a great idea? 

The quantifiable pragmatic aspect of mass casualties in a war.  Instead of having tens of thousands of people dead, you would really only have one person dead. 

I mean pragmatically that's a really good thing. 

Why do these guys have to send their boys overseas to die in a foreign war, which by the way I completely support, when you can solve it with only one casualty. 

So I think that's pretty much my case laid flat on the table. 

I don't know, I say we put it to a vote.

RUSSIA V. USA..   RUSSIAN ROULETTE.

EITHER TRUMP OR PUTIN DIE.

YAE OR NAY

?

DDU