Saturday, July 12, 2025

Who wants to make two grand?

 Burn a fire upon a child molester today! 

Again, limiting myself to brevity on this one.  It might only apply to North Carolina, but the law I'm about to reference is a bounty of sorts. 

Any call to crime stoppers that leads to a conviction? 

The bounty is worth $2,000. 

So what I say to you is like many bachelors who have been dating women for a long time, we know how common it is for a girlfriend to have been molested oftentimes incestuously. So what I say to you is if you want $2,000? 

You really can actually get paid!

If it leads to a conviction,?

2,000 dollar bounty...

bun di battybwoy

Monday, July 7, 2025

MARS ATTACKS

The planet of Mars, often times referenced as a potential planet with alien lifeforms, although nobody really knows for sure... I don't say it unless I believe it, but I think there are some very interesting realistic theories about life on Mars. I have a brief theory which I'm really going to try to make as painless as possible in it's brevity...

Has anybody noticed how there has been a lot of tornado incidences and noticed a lot of hurricanes. 

It seems as though we're constantly being barraged by tornadoes or hurricanes. What I have to say right now is very brief, but also I think very logical... 

Which is merely this, 

There was a story I saw a while ago about how they discovered some kind of Life on Mars that seemed to speak. And life on Mars seems to be different in it's plane of nature. But my theory is merely this ...

They discovered on Mars sentient whirlwinds, who seem to be communicating with each other on Mars.

With a spiral whirlwind, invisible to us humans, going trans global with chaotic tunnels.  "Chaotic Transport"...

I believe that these whirlwinds that we've discovered on Mars may actually be otherworldly space aliens. Just look at any stories about cyclones on the surface of Mars. I feel as though Mars attacks, might be way too apt.